Tuesday, May 26, 2009

From the mouths of babes pt. 2

From the Book Woim - when listening to the immortal Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers classic " You don't know how it feels"... Is he being tortured or something? Is that why we don't know how it feels to be him? ( A proud day for me, she discovered the wonder of rock and roll and realized just how trivial it all can be when put into perspective.)

From Lil' Kneivel - During our summer camping trip at the beach , held out a bottle of Germ-x and said Mom, did you touch a fish today? A sting ray? A seashell? Did you get your hands dirty at all? Well, if you did , then I can offer you two pumps of sanitizer for only one dollar! ( That one's gonna be rich one day)

From the Drama Mama- Allison! Allison hurry up and bring me a pencil! I have to have this written by Friday! ( It was Monday)


Ahhhh... Spoken like a true smartass.

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

From the mouths of babes (pt1)

From " I-dontwanna" ( age 4) " Mama , Brewster was outside hunkin' the girl dog from next door!" ( I'm not sure which part was funnier , that he had been watching them for at least ten minutes before he reported this indiscretion or the fact that the Big Lugnut and I will forever refer to it as "Hunkin'"

I dontwanna has also begun speaking like Yogi Bear recently. His favorite place in the backyard is the "pic-a-nic table" ( which wouldn't be as funny if he had any idea who Yogi Bear is.)

From Drama Mama ( age 13 ) when speaking about swimming at the local YMCA. " Mom , why do you have to call it the "Y" it's already abbreviated , would 3 more letters kill ya? "

From Crabby-Pattie ( age 10 ) when discussing whether or not she should be allowed to borrow her sisters pink socks and was promptly told not to lose them she answered " How am I going to lose them? I can't lose my feet! "

From The Book Woim ( age 8 ) after coming home from school adamantly denying the love of Austin , her first school boy follower. " Mom , there's no way I'm goin' out with him. He dribbles. Not like a basketball , he drools and slobbers all over himself like some kinda nut."

and from Lil' Knievel ( age 6 ) after waking up from her tonsillectomy " Mom , where are my tonsils going to live now? "



Oh boy , what a life...