From " I-dontwanna" ( age 4) " Mama , Brewster was outside hunkin' the girl dog from next door!" ( I'm not sure which part was funnier , that he had been watching them for at least ten minutes before he reported this indiscretion or the fact that the Big Lugnut and I will forever refer to it as "Hunkin'"
I dontwanna has also begun speaking like Yogi Bear recently. His favorite place in the backyard is the "pic-a-nic table" ( which wouldn't be as funny if he had any idea who Yogi Bear is.)
From Drama Mama ( age 13 ) when speaking about swimming at the local YMCA. " Mom , why do you have to call it the "Y" it's already abbreviated , would 3 more letters kill ya? "
From Crabby-Pattie ( age 10 ) when discussing whether or not she should be allowed to borrow her sisters pink socks and was promptly told not to lose them she answered " How am I going to lose them? I can't lose my feet! "
From The Book Woim ( age 8 ) after coming home from school adamantly denying the love of Austin , her first school boy follower. " Mom , there's no way I'm goin' out with him. He dribbles. Not like a basketball , he drools and slobbers all over himself like some kinda nut."
and from Lil' Knievel ( age 6 ) after waking up from her tonsillectomy " Mom , where are my tonsils going to live now? "
Oh boy , what a life...
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